Kind Word

TODAY'S CLEAN LAUGH

*Kind Word*

A man walked into a restaurant in a strange town. The waiter came and asked him for his order. Feeling lonely, he replied, "Meat loaf and a kind word."

When the waiter returned with the meat loaf, the man said, "Okay, so where's the kind word?"

The waiter put down the meat loaf and sighed, bent down, and whispered gently, "Don't eat the meat loaf."

*Thanks to Pastor Tim for this joke!*
http://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh

Good Singer

TODAY'S CLEAN LAUGH

*Good Singer*

In a Brooklyn upscale pet shop, an elderly woman burst into the store. "I want to buy a canary, but it's got to be a real good singer. I've got good, hard U.S. cash, but I'm only paying only for a good singer."

The shop owner began moving a ladder towards a small cage on a shelf about fifteen feet up, near the ceiling of the store. "Ma'am, I'm forty years in this business. In that cage is the best singer I've ever had ."

"Don't think I'm gonna feel obligated to pay for something I don't want just because you're climbing up a ladder like a monkey. I want a canary but it's got to be the best singer."

By this point the shop keeper was coming down from the ladder. "Ma'am, this bird is a veritable feathered Caruso!" Placing the cage on the counter, the bird burst into melody after melody.

Awed, the woman murmured, "This bird is really a good singer."

Suddenly in a shrill scream, "Hey, what's with you? This bird's only got one leg."

The pet store owner was unperturbed, "Lady what do you want a singer ? . . . . . or a dancer?"

*Thanks to Pastor Tim for this joke!*
http://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh

Christian Quotation of the Day

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Christian Quotation of the Day

March 27, 2009

Meditation:
Before long, the world will not see me anymore, but you
will see me. Because I live, you also will live. On that day
you will realize that I am in my Father, and you are in me,
and I am in you.
-- John 14:19,20 (NIV)

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Quotation:
If I could hear Christ praying for me in the next room, I
would not fear a million enemies. Yet distance makes no
difference. He is praying for me.
... Robert Murray M'Cheyne (1813-1843), The Life and
Remains, Letters, Lectures, and Poems of the Rev.
Robert Murray McCheyne, Andrew Alexander Bonar, New
York, R. Carter, 1866, p.138
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Quiet time reflection:
Lord, Your presence drives out all fear.

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