bandaged man sitting up in bed.
"Well, I went down to Margate at the weekend and decided to
take a ride on the roller coaster. As we came up to the top
of the highest loop, I noticed a little sign by the side of
the track. I tried to read it but it was very small and I
couldn't make it out. I was so curious that I decided to go
round again, but we went by so quickly that I couldn't see
what the sign said. By now, I was determined to read that
sign so I went round a third time. As we reached the top, I
stood up in the car to get a better view."
"And did you manage to see what the sign said this time?"
asked the visitor.
"Yes."
"What did it say?"
"Don't stand up in the car!"
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The board of education in a nearby town sold off a building that had been a one-room schoolhouse, which the buyer converted into a tavern.
One day an elderly man was walking by the place with his granddaughter. The old man pointed to the building and said, "That's where I used to go to school."
"Really?" asked the girl. "Who was the bartender then?"
This from Pastor Tim
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