New Restaurant

I almost got thrown out of my sister-in-law's house one year
at the holidays. I told them that I was thinking of opening
a restaurant (I did this with a straight face, so they
thought I was serious).

She and her family at the time were vegetarians, but I said
I was going to open a restaurant that specialized in venison
dishes. I was going to call it "The Buck Stops Here," and my
slogan was going to be "Bambi: You've seen the movie. Now,
eat the star!"

Received from Steve Sanderson.

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