Friday, May 01, 2009

Doctor's Orders

TODAY'S CLEAN LAUGH

Doctor: "I see you're over a month late for your appointment. Don't you know that nervous disorders require prompt and regular attention? What's your excuse?"

Patient: "I was just following your orders, Doc."

Doctor: "Following my orders? What are you talking about? I gave you no such order."

Patient: "You told me to avoid people who irritate me."

*Thanks to Pastor Tim for this joke!*
http://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh
EYE LAUGH

"Unattended Children"
http://www.cybersalt.org/g06.php?id=52

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