The Front Pew

We have just returned from a two week church building job in Hallitsville, TX and am catching up on email. The following humor piece is one of the emails.

*The Front Pew*

An elderly woman walked into the local country church. The friendly usher greeted her at the door and helped her up the flight of steps.

"Where would you like to sit?" he asked politely.

"The front row please," she answered.

"You really don't want to do that," the usher said. "The pastor is really boring."

"Do you happen to know who I am?" the woman inquired.

"No," he said.

"I'm the pastor's mother," she replied indignantly.

"Do you know who I am?" he asked.

"No," she said.

"Good," he answered, "Let me show you the front pew."

*Thanks to Pastor Tim for this joke!*
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