TODAY'S CLEAN LAUGH
In the frozen foods department of our local grocery store, I noticed a man shopping with his son.
As I walked by, he checked something off his list, and I heard him whisper conspiratorially to the child;
"You know, if we really mess this up, we'll never have to do it again."
*Thanks to Pastor Tim for this joke!*
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- Van Meter
- I am a retired Mechanical Engineer, my wife has had a varied career from sales to teaching. Several months each year, We spend two weeks with the RV at churches that need help building their worship centers or family life centers. We do this as part of a group called Texas Baptist Men Retiree Builders. I am also a deacon in our church and a teacher of adults in the Sunday School. My wife sings in the church and when we are out building churches. My wife, Patty, supports me in all these activities. She also is the secretary of my Sunday School class, sings in the choir and leads the music for the church service in the nursing home where her 98 year old mother resides.
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