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MountainWings A MountainWings Moment
#6284 Wings Over The Mountains of Life
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The Age Question
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Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch
the whole way. Andy's wife, refusing to give in to the looks of
growing old, goes out and buys a new line of expensive cosmetics
guaranteed to make her look years younger.
After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle"
products, she asks her husband, "Darling, honestly, if you
didn't know me, what age would you say I am?"
Looking over her carefully, Andy replied, "Judging from your
skin, 20; your hair, 18; your eyes, 16, and your figure, 25."
"Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed. Just as she was about to tell
Andy his reward, he stops her by saying...
"WHOA, hold on there sweety!" Andy interrupted.
"I haven't added them up yet!"
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