Recall Notice

My daughter's third-grade teacher had assigned the children to write a story titled "My Biggest Surprise."

Not until the end of the school year did we see Marina's work. It read: "I got up this morning and I ran into Mommy and Daddy's bed and hopped in. But it wasn't Mommy at all.It was Mrs. Del Campo!"

What her essay neglected to say was that we had called Mrs.Del Campo late at night to stay with our children while I took my wife to the hospital to have our third child.

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My husband refused to learn how to operate a PC. I tried to get him to realize how important it is, since all our financial records are stored on disks.

"What if something happens to me?" I asked him. "You wouldn't know what our assets are."

"Honey," he replied, "if something happened to you, I wouldn't need any money."

The above two entries from: Pastor Tim at-- http://www.cybersalt.org

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Recall Notice-

The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart. This is due to malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed "Subsequential Internal Non-morality", or more commonly known as S.I.N.

Symptoms include:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish, or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusionin the mental component
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion

-The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this S.I.N. defect. The Repair Technician, JESUS, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs.

-There is no additional fee required.The number to call in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R.-Once connected, please upload your burden of S.I.N. through the REPENTANCE procedure.

-Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, JESUS, into the heart component. No matter how big or small the S.I.N. defect is, JESUS will replace it with:

-1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control

-Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth), for further details on the use of these fixes

-WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded. The human being units not responding to th is recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The S.I.N. defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven, so as to prevent contamination of that facility. For free emergency service, call on JESUS.

-Thank you for your attention!

-GOD

-P.S. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice!!!

Faith is not believing that God can. It is knowing that God will.

Thanks Ron

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