The following notes from parents excusing their children from attending school have been around a while but if you haven't seen them, I'm sure you will get a kick out of them:
"Please excuse Freddie from being away yesterday because he had the fuel."
"Please accuse Michael from being absent onJanuary 30 because he was aleing."
"George was absent yesterday because of a sore trout."
"Please excuse Betsey from being absent. She was sick and I had her shot."
"Joseph has been absent becuz he had two teeth taken off his face."
"My son is under doctor's care and should not take fisical education. Please execute him."
"Please excuse Ralph from school on Friday. He had very loose vowels."
*Thanks to Pastor Tim for this joke!*
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- I am a retired Mechanical Engineer, my wife has had a varied career from sales to teaching. Several months each year, We spend two weeks with the RV at churches that need help building their worship centers or family life centers. We do this as part of a group called Texas Baptist Men Retiree Builders. I am also a deacon in our church and a teacher of adults in the Sunday School. My wife sings in the church and when we are out building churches. My wife, Patty, supports me in all these activities. She also is the secretary of my Sunday School class, sings in the choir and leads the music for the church service in the nursing home where her 98 year old mother resides.
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